Literally the entire home page is decorated with lovely poems regarding food, but yeah. Here's some more?
Salad: A Poem Filled with Hatred
I hate those green leafs, They get stuck in my teeths. You claim to be healthy,and to make me ninja stealthy. But you lie. You make me cry. You falsely advertise happiness, When all you do is bring people sadness. No one truly likes you. You'll never be as good as your distant cousin, soup.
-Kylah (Evidence that salad is not as good as soup? All the menus I've seen always says Soups and Salads. Obviously soup has some superiority over here that we choose to ignore for salad's well being and confidence. But salad sucks, embrace soup's amazingness with me.)
-Kylah (Evidence that salad is not as good as soup? All the menus I've seen always says Soups and Salads. Obviously soup has some superiority over here that we choose to ignore for salad's well being and confidence. But salad sucks, embrace soup's amazingness with me.)
Pop Tarts: A Poem
They all tell me Eat more pop tarts. But i tell them I need to focus on my art The art of eating peas With chopsticks Covered in swiss cheese I lick toes.
-June
Read This?
Okay, so can you imagine if we lived in a world in which all the liquids we need are literally at our fingertips? Like if you really want to drink rabbit blood or tears of your ancestors all you have to do is say it then suck on your finger. Seriously. This is the future, can someone make this happen? #thefutureisbrilliant
Another Poem: A Decent Lengthed Poem
Our love is as cheesy as my spaghetti Your name is Bob and my name is Betty We fell in love over summer But now i think its a bummer You used to be sweet And our love is well over complete But im telling you please Im allergic to cheese It makes me sneeze And then i puke in Zoila's car.
-June
Do you laugh when you eat salad?
Salad
Do you too eat salad whilst laughing?
"These people are obviously smiling because they know their bowel movements will be spectacular. I still hate salad, so... #soup."-Kylah